|You Know You Went to BLA When...
||[Jan. 22nd, 2006|11:35 pm]
The Bitches of BLA Past and Present
* -you know at least 3 kids from BLS|
* -you run like hell when you see Dicky in the hallway.
* -you know who i'm talking about when i say Dicky -shivers-
* -the girls locker room is where guys && girls go when they skip class, && it's a friggen sanctuary for girls
* -you've heard or know of mr. seddon's greatness
* -you never go to your study [unless you have homework to do] you go to the library
* -you use your study's in the morning to do homework that was due that day, & late study's to do homework that's due tomorrow
* -you boo the class below you on spirit day
* -you've at least skipped 3 classes 5th period to go to all 3 lunches
* -you call the sixie cafeteria the "sixie caf"
* -there is a full out war between each graduating class, && your ALWAYS proud to say your year
* -you dont want Mr. Baugh for gym cuz you know he fails everyone and was jealous of your frend that had mr nee
* -everybody knows everything about everyone
* -youre like best friends with one teacher && that one teacher will give you a pass to class any day that youre late.
* -officer jackson doesn't scare you
* -you've had the urge to go in the hacky sack circle with the goths && play just for kicks
* -if your in 7th && 8th grade the holy name dance is christmas/your birthday combined
* -you have never seen the school play && don't plan on going to
* -you can tell the difference between the sixxies [huge backpacks], 8th graders [walk around like they own everything], 9th graders [loudddd], 10th graders [mature &&dress VERYY preppy], 11th graders [boys are tall, && the girls always wear sweats], 12th graders [always in the library and not in class]
* -you can tell the difference between kids from southie westie, hp, jp, rozzi, eastie, dot && c-town
* -you've noticed all the 9-11th grade girls have pink jansport bags && wear uggs everyday
* -you completely regret taking Spanish instead of French
* -the semi is talked about not only right before && afterwards, but the whole year
* -you rip off the pictures of the 7th && 8th grade social infront of mr.seddon's
* -you cut through the gym even though your not supposed too
* -you've been through sooo much drama you're used to it now
* -you're PROUD to say your from BLA unlike BLS kids ..hehehe
* -you had Huie and he ruined your life, but you LOVE him
* -you fear the big teachers: Filion for Latin, Howard for History, Russell for Physics or Math, Guaragna for ANYTHING, Keane for English, Byron for Spanish, Huie for Chemistry, and laugh at the people that you know that get them.
* -you know about the pool, plane, and shooting range in the basements
* -you snuck out either the door by the cafeteria or the one between 106 and 105
* -you know and love dr. p
* -you thinks its funny that some of the teachers name the mice that frequent their rooms
* -you go by the courtyard just to see Mr. Corey napping
* -you know that there is no acceptable come back when the seniors say "have fun next year" on spirit day
* -you didnt ruin your life by going to BLS
* -Ms. Byron has told you how you have no future
* -your bus (that you take now or the one you did take, yellow or T) has broken down
* -you hate the new library policy, but know it won't last
* -you heard a story about some kid climbing in a vent
* -Mrs. Shah, Mrs. Markis, and Mrs. Carvalho take turns having kids
* -you know there are a few teachers who have no clue what they are talking about but you try to do good anyway
* -you have seen Mrs. Bradeen at one of your sports games and love her
* -being a double-sixie were the worst thing that could happen to you
* -you send yourself and all your friends carnations for valentines day
* -you are amazed every year about the decreasing height of sixies
* -you know what times the vending machines work
* -you know not to drink out of the water fountains
* -you know our football team is terrible, but you support them anyways
* -you know to stay away from the couch in carroll hall
* -you remember the days when seniors could walk in at 10:44 without punishment
* -the school can spend $9,000 dollars on a ID card printing machine, but we have no doorknobs, no janitors, and a mice problem
* -if you were at the class of 06's junior assembly, you remember when aaronson denied that we had a rat problem, and asserted that it was in fact a MOUSE problem
* -you can decline 'agricola'
* - the only latin word you remember is "agricola"
* -you've done Latin Club stuff just to get extra credit from Hausey
* -you know which teachers are Yankees fans (Williams) and which ones are Red Sox fans (everyone else). You pick your fights respectfully.
* -If you are under the care of Ms. Dannie Mae James Green..... I'm sorry, but you just are not getting into college
* -you've gone to the nurses office during study just to take a nap and eat some graham crackers
* -you know what a crossover is.
* - you have about 12 kids in your class named "Mike"
* - you've never been to a band concert
* - you buy at least 2 cookies at lunch
* - ms wigfall's class is pointless
* - you dont give a shit about that stupid bulliten board in between the office and room 240, or the artwork in the hallways
* - you made ms bigony cry
* - you've been in the courtyard no more than 5 times
* - you've heard mr quigg swear
* - you always rely on the library to print out your papers the day they are due
* - you've slept through more than 10 of mr largesses's classes
* - you've cheated on more than half of your latin tests
* - you can recite the speach mrs aaronson gives over the intercom just before halloween about "sixie rush day"
* - mr garber has looked down your shirt
* - you buy gum from the food truck outside
* - even the biggest nerd looks cool walking into school with something from dunkin donuts
* - you dont go to tardy detentions
* - you've yelled at mr allen, but love the man anyways
* - mrs markis has called you "hunny bunch"
* - "the library is for school work only" is far from the truth
* -youve seen ms christian walking down the hallways and laughed
* - what the fuck is a pic office?
* - the upper library is for pussies
* -you know that TAG is the only established club but so many others try
* - you dont want to be a homeroom representative
* - you didnt know we have a weight room
* - you know ms moniz sucks
* -LA 06 is the best class
* LA 05 was the worst class.
* -pop tarts in the downstairs vending machine only costs 50 cents even tho it says 75 cents
* -every class now has a ____ skip day
* -you want to be a plumber and you can give 10 valid reasons why (thanks leussler)
* -our rotating scheduale, doesn't rotate.
* - you've read one of mr. stones magazines out of his wonder suitcase
* - dumb and ugly are your best frineds in Romas class and even though he yells all the time thats still you favorite class
* - russo has given your class at least 3 15-minute speeches about how he doesn't give recommendations to just anyone... this WEEK
* - ur unaware that there is a science fair or that you have to do a science project
* - ur in 3rd year spanish/french and all you know how to say is "bonjour, como ce vas?" and "hola, como estas, donde esta la biblioteca?"
* - u've laughed at aaronson's bald spot
* - mrs. keller says she loves you but still manages to give you a crapload of homework (and she doesn't even grade it)
* - you've signed the fucked up attendance that Mrs. Costello brings around the entire class just to waste 10minutes of class time
* - you've purposely signed in the wrong spot on Mrs. Cotellos's stupid attendence jus 2 see that confused look on her face
* - you think Mrs. Weddleton is a female version of Hagrid from Harry Potter
* - you're surprised to know that Guaragna and Dicky have wives
* - you can picture Mr. Allen smokin a fattie
* - you think Mrs. Lake looks like E.T. with a wig
* - you've worked your ass off in Mrs. Smith's class and still get a C
* - you've stared at Mr. Roma in confusion as he's tried to explain something to you while speaking in Spanish
* - you've argued with Ms. Flaherty at least once to raise your grade even though it was an A-
* - you've brought air freshener/perfume to Mr. Coury's class at least once
* - you're sick of Mr. Eaton's stupid green vest
* - you wonder when the choir will actually have GOOD singers
* - you sit through spirit day trying to figure out who the hell is in that dragon costume
* - you're still trying to figure out what the class of 2010 will scream on spirit day
* -you stay after school for Mr.Zizza and he gives you 2 points for picking up books or cleaning the floor
* -you know that the coolest lunch ladies are Kim and Peggy and if you are cool with them they will save you food
* - mr. martin & ms. hausey are always on their computers...and you know neither of them are looking at anything kosher.